btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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