Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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