How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize