New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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