I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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