I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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