He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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