And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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