I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
In America we eat man semen.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
this is an emotional support booty call
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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