You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
