i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.