i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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