the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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