Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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