I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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