these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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