There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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