Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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