I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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