Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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