if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i believe in u and ur pee
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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