brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
now i know why i became what i already was.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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