I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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