drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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