wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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