No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
