how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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