Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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