She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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