So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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