just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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