okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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