I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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