would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Hippo gnu deer
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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