Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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