Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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