Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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