How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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