If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
