We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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