so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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