She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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