If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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