I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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