Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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