I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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