I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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