im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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