I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
