Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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