If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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