So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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